Fifty Shades of Grey meets hilarious Contemporary Romance in this witty and sexy novel by Courtney Cole.
Caution! Only read this book if you want to laugh and are not offended by adult themes and language. This is not a Young Adult book.
“You know what they say…a happy vagina is a happy woman. Well, they might not say that, but they should.” -Alli
Thirty-five year-old Allison “Alli” Lancaster has it all–a fabulous job, a beautiful 15 year-old daughter, a hilarious BFF and a gorgeous house with a pool and Jacuzzi in an exclusive Las Vegas neighborhood. What she doesn’t have is a husband, because she kicked her lousy, cheating ex to the curb nine months ago. Since then, Alli has paid her dues with seemingly endless self-improvement and seemingly endless mourning. Now she’s ready to move on and try new things.
Alli’s idea of “trying new things” is nothing like that devil-of-a-best-friend of hers. Somehow, Sara, the devil of a best friend, talks Alli into trying out a sex toy, sleeping with a younger man and letting a stranger in a lab jacket put hot wax on a place that should never, ever, ever see wax. And that’s only the beginning.
Alli never saw her life going quite like this. She also never thought she’d meet someone else who had the very real potential to change her life forever.
But she did.
Enter the new guy. He’s gorgeous, refined and mature. He’s also marriage material. But that poses a problem for Alli, who renounced the institution of marriage when she renounced her ex. What’s a girl to do?
They say that what happens in Vegas, stays in Vegas. But what the heck happens when you can’t leave Vegas? Well, you spin the wheel, of course. You play the game and let the chips fall where they may.
Alli just hopes she can find them all.
My sister gifted me this book because she was getting sick and tired of telling me to buy it. The first two pages had me laughing my ass off. Alli has so many crazy moments that I can’t say which on is my favorite: Her boss telling her she forgot to put on underwear on or her daughter walking in her room while she had tea bags on her freshly waxed crotch. I’m not sure if I would have been able to handle the gigolo I slept with coaching my daughter or being the son of my new boss that I have a crush on. I hope everyone woman was as batshit crazy well adjusted as her after a divorce. This book has great embarrassing moments that will make you LOL.
~ Happy crazy reading 🙂
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